I have a friend who I will refer to as Baker for all postings. He will be in many of them, because quite frankly he is legally retarded. And not literally, he just lacks all form of common sense. Let's examine his comments from the weekend.
On the beach while we are talking to some girls:
Me: We are thinking about going to a Chinese buffet for dinner...
Baker: I got a dick buffet right here - $4.99, all you can eat!
Me: Baker, I hate you.
(Girls leave)
Later that night after eating at Hooters:
Baker: (talking to a girl) You don't really have the necessary equipment to work at Hooters.
(I cover my face with my hands)
Baker: (sensing my disapproval) Was that not appropriate?
Me: Not even close.
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