10/22/2006
Best Office Quote
I lost Ed Truck, and it feels like somebody took my heart and dropped it into a bucket of boiling tears and at the same time somebody else is hitting my soul in the crotch with a frozen sledgehammer. And then a third guy walks in and starts punching me in the grief bone, and I am crying, and nobody can hear me because I am terribly, terribly...terribly alone.
10/11/2006
Pyramid Scheme That Works!
When does a pyramid scheme work? Only when you can't lose anything.
I think that's the philosophy behind the new site moola.com where you never deposit a single penny, but you can SUPPOSEDLY make over $10 million. It's a simple concept and brilliant business model.
When you join, you watch an ad and get a penny for it. Then you play someone else for a penny. If you win you have two pennies and can play someone else for their two pennies. Each win allows you to move up the bracket and play for more money, or you can stay put at the penny level. Either way, you never risk a dime (of your own money).
You can even make money when the people you invite make money! This is the "pyramid" part. You make 4% of whatever your invites make. Then 3% of whatever their invites make. Then 2% and down to 1%. So there are four levels of extra income. A pyramid scheme that works!
You need an invite to play right now, so if you want one just email cc5alive@gmail.com and I'll be glad to give one to you until I run out.
I think that's the philosophy behind the new site moola.com where you never deposit a single penny, but you can SUPPOSEDLY make over $10 million. It's a simple concept and brilliant business model.
When you join, you watch an ad and get a penny for it. Then you play someone else for a penny. If you win you have two pennies and can play someone else for their two pennies. Each win allows you to move up the bracket and play for more money, or you can stay put at the penny level. Either way, you never risk a dime (of your own money).
You can even make money when the people you invite make money! This is the "pyramid" part. You make 4% of whatever your invites make. Then 3% of whatever their invites make. Then 2% and down to 1%. So there are four levels of extra income. A pyramid scheme that works!
You need an invite to play right now, so if you want one just email cc5alive@gmail.com and I'll be glad to give one to you until I run out.
10/05/2006
The Red Bull Story
Do you know why I’m drinking a Red Bull? It’s because I needed something to pep me up when I take Benadryl because it makes me tired. And I needed Benadryl because there was an allergic reaction on my knees. I’m allergic to shellfish and my friend threw two shrimp, and each shrimp hit one of my knees. It’s really my fault though because I threw a fried flounder at him first. I threw it at him because he was drinking Red Bull and I f-ing hate Red Bull.
10/03/2006
Grammar Laughs
I noticed a new blog that I think is going to be very popular among niche readers who love humor pertaining to grammar.
Grammar Laughs is a new blog that reveals the idiosyncracies of the English language. It focuses on turning mundane details into skits, poems, and other forms of performance art. Very cool.
GRAMMAR LAUGHS
Grammar Laughs is a new blog that reveals the idiosyncracies of the English language. It focuses on turning mundane details into skits, poems, and other forms of performance art. Very cool.
GRAMMAR LAUGHS
10/02/2006
Today's YouTube Videos
Stephen Colbert... not much of a rapper, but still hilarious.
This blonde girl is amazingly dumb!
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