Button Up This

Sorry for the hiatus... Fall break and school work really kept me occupied. Here's the funny/humorous/not worth your time remark of the day:

Button up flies. What the hell? What sadistic genius came up with the idea for button up flies? I mean, are you kidding?

The only time you need to zip your pants up or down, you need to do it quickly. Need to go to the bathroom... unzip, done. Getting ready for the day... zip, button the top, done. Changing clothes... unzip, remove pants, done.

But with BUTTON UP FLIES, the process suddenly becomes a challenge. Need to go to the bathroom... unbutton first button, fumble with second button, unbutton second button, (oh no! time is running out!), third button looks too intimidating, frantically mess with third button (it's stuck!!)... and now you have two problems. Your fly is still half-fastened, and you're about to pass out from pain.

The only perk is that you can't experience the most painful moment in the world - the Zip Tip. Those of you who don't know about Zip Tip... I envy you. But I imagine if there is a "Button Tip," though it must be far more rare, it must also be more excruciating.


Coming Soon:
Chicago Trip
First (exclusively) CHiPs Show!