3/25/2006

Gong Show Details

YOU are cordially invited to the GREATEST COMEDY EVENT ON THIS EARTH! You can PERFORM or just come and enjoy the show!

CHiPs, Nourish International, and the General Alumni Association present . . .

THE GONG SHOW!!!

WHAT? Campus celebrities and student comedians will be given five minutes to make the audience laugh as hard as possible. If a punch line flops or an act misfires, the audience begin to jeer until five judges, selected at random from the audience, decide it's time for the next act! Hence, the ominous "Gooooong! sound, and the performer must leave the stage! But best of all, anyone can sign up to perform in The Gong Show! So what are you waiting for!?!?!

WHEN and WHERE? At 8pm, this Wednesday, March 29th, 2006, the sound of the gong will reign almighty in The Great Hall!

WHY? The proceeds from this fun night of heckling and hilarity will go to Kanyenyeva Orphan Care Ministries (KOCM), which is supporting orphaned Malawian children during the current food crisis in sub-Saharan Africa.

WANNA GET IN ON THE ACTION? Sign up to perform stand-up comedy, improvisation, or anything that will make the audience laugh, at our pit table or email ccpearce@email.unc.edu with your name, number, and type of act.

TICKETS ON SALE NOW IN THE PIT (11am-2pm, 3/23-2/24, 3/27-3/28)! $4 each in the pit ($3 for GAA members), $5 at the door. (They're CHEAP, and, of course, it's for a great cause!)

SPECIAL BONUS! Free Red Bull for all performers!!

GONG!

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