2/22/2006

The Vagina Monologues

I saw the Vagina Monolgues this weekend. It was a fantastic play directed by none other than the marvelous Tracy Austria. However, in my infinite immaturity, I have decided to list the quotes that made me giggle like I was back in elementary school:

"It sounds like an infection at best... 'Hurry nurse, bring me the vagina!'"

"She transformed my sorry-ass Coochie Snorcher and raised it into a kind of heaven."

"He stayed looking for almost an hour as if he were studying a map, observing the moon, staring into my eyes, but it was my vagina."

"I don't want my pussy to smell like rain."

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