2/05/2006

Super Bowl Commercials

I have decided which Super Bowl Commercials were the funniest this year. Since I decided, then I guess it is irrefutably fact. Here they are:

3. Bud Light - Two co-workers in an elevator and one explains how he has hidden Bus Lights all over the office as a happy bonus reward. When the elevator opens the entire office is fighting and frantically searching for more beer - one worker is punching holes in the walls with his bare hands while another swings plants out of their pots.

2. FedEx - A caveman sends a package on a pterodactyl, but the dinobird is chomped by another dino. The caveman tells his boss that the package didn't make it.
"Did you use FedEx?"
"It doesn't exist yet."
"Not my problem."
This is all followed by an angry cavemen kicking an innocent little dinosaur and then being stomped by some giant elephant/mastodon.

1. Ameriquest - Two doctors stand by a patient in the hospital. One has a defibrillator which he uses to kill a pesky fly. "That killed him," comments one doctor as the wife and daughter of the patient walk in. The family thinks the doctor has killed the patient with the defibrillator. Genius.

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