Taco Bell Riot

I went to Taco Bell drunk last night and they wouldn't serve me french fries on my taco, mainly because they don't have french fries at Taco Bell. So I got the restaurant to chant "Chick-Fil-A, Chick-Fil-A!" in an act of rebellion. Eventually a cop came and made me quit chanting because she thought that I was going to start some kind of fast food riot.