AOL in Bad Shape

Please read this funny (spoof) article:

40% of AOL Users Don't Own a Computer

At first I thought this was real, which would have made it the most embarrassing thing that I had ever heard. Here's a great quote from the story:

"I kind of thought it was like subscribing to the yellow pages. We kept getting copies of the phone book, so I thought AOL was doing that. I also wanted the virus protection, because it was flu season."

Just imagine paying a monthly bill for something you've never received, seen, or even understood.

Shelden "Logo"

This is the logo that is on my new merchandise that you can buy here. Otherwise, just enjoy the fact that I made it and it can be bought.

The store is hosted by cafepress.com and called the "Shelden Williams Hater Store."

I'm not sure if everyone will realize the significance of this... you can literally buy a teddy bear, clock, shirt, bag, pillow, button, journal, or even an APRON with this logo on it. If you dislike the guy, check it out!

Cafepress Shop and Shelden Williams

OK, so I just opened a new cafepress.com store. You can just click here if you want to check out the merchandise that I've designed so far. If you want to buy something in my "Shelden Hater" store, then various hats, shirts, buttons, etc. are available with the the sentence, "Please, don't drink when you're pregnant" followed by Shelden William's picture.

I'm having trouble uploading the graphic that is on the merchandise, but I will upload it as soon as blogger.com will let me.

Tents (Keypad)

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A strong gust of wind knocked over Running Bull's tent.


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In a fit of rage, Running Bull decided to knock down the rest of the tents to the east of him.

Toupee (Keypad)

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Jared knew that he would never recover his toupee once it was flying in the wind.

Snow (Keypad)

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snow storm
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a plinko board

New Style - Keypad

I am going to try a new style for a little while where I use computer keys and symbols to express humor via story or abstract concept. For example:


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After ruining three consecutive pretzels, Gary decided to close down his bakery early that day.