Car Wash

I'm not sure who is dumber - me or whoever of my friends left the back window down. If you can't tell where this story is going... I went and got a car wash with the window down yesterday. I should have noticed when the machine sprays that soap at first, but I didn't. It wasn't until the high-pressure hoses started spraying inside my car and I felt the back of my head getting blasted - yes, that was when I noticed. And since I don't have power windows, I had to turn around with my face in the spraying water and manually crank up with window. I'm not giving anymore rides.

Comment of the Day

This is a quote from one of my business classes:

Sales increased by over 1000%. That's like a really big percent, especially relative to other sales that are smaller.

Isn't Kenan-Flagler impressive?

Incubators Hatch at DSI

CHiPs Incubators had a show tonight at the DSI Comedy Theater in Carrboro, and let me just say... WOW. They absolutely rocked. This is the team that feeds in to CHiPs proper, and is currently coached by Kyle Chorpening and me (I'm the assistant coach). Every game was played to a hilarious extent. This group is utterly stellar in every sense.

Josh, Madeline, Ben, Reid, William, Jaki, Jen, Shane, and Russell, congratulations on an amazing first performance as members of the CHiPs family.

Bad Ass Coffee

Bad Ass Coffee Co.

The link above goes to an article about a coffee shop that has just opened up called "Bad Ass Coffee Co." What can I even say?

(Thanks to fark.com for the link!)

All-American Metro

I just wanted to make sure everyone got a chance to see J.J. Redick in his true form, as a flaming homosexual. And I don't mean homosexual in the literal sense, but in the mean, derogatory sense, like the way a circle of drunk fraternity brothers would describe a guy with a greasy mohawk holding an anti-Bush sign.