Sunday Jokes

I think I'll start posting new jokes regularly on Sundays. How does that sound? Oh, who am I talking to? No one even reads this thing.

This time I'm going to show three versions of the same joke. Tell me which one is the best.

1. My roommate told me that I cock-blocked him the other night. I gave a fist pump and said, "Booyah, I'm averaging 4.5 cock-blocks a semester." Next year I'll probably be on the all-ACC team.

2. My roommate told me that I cock-blocked him the other night, but he works at Footlocker. I think a real ref would have called it a foul.

3. My roommate told me that I cock-blocked him the other night. I'm basically the Yao Ming of hook-ups.