OK here are new jokes. Please give some feedback. I actually tried to use some of these during my auditions. Too bad I st-st-stuttered through it all.
1. I’m not a racist, but sometimes segregation is appropriate. I don’t think you can mix whites and coloreds in certain situations. Like in the washing machine. Or at a Crips gang initiation.
2. I think the bidet may be the greatest invention of all time. I asked for one for my birthday, but we’re on a budget, so I just got a detachable shower head.
3. I wasn’t looking for a needle in that haystack, but when I jumped in, I still got Hepatitis.
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