Friends' Spring Breaks

My friends had some interesting Spring Breaks. Here are some of the highlights:

Friend 1: I hit a guy over the break.
Me: You got in a fight?
Friend 1: No, I hit a guy in my car. We were going like 45 mph and some drunk guy was asking for it.


Friend 2: Guess how fucked up I got? I shat blood.


Friend 3: ...and then he passed out in the back of the cab and the Mexican started driving off...


And for Friend 4, I'll let this picture speak for himself.