This is a true conversation between two of my friends that I heard last night. To get the full effect, imagine both of these people out-of-their-minds-drunk and slurring their speech.
Kristen: I'm allergic to cinnamon, but I love Big Red, so I'm just going to chew it anyway.
Jared: (yelling) YOU'RE GOING TO DIE, YOU CRAZY BITCH!
Kristen: No, my tongue's just going to swell up really big and my throat will itch.
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