The Red Bull Story

Do you know why I’m drinking a Red Bull? It’s because I needed something to pep me up when I take Benadryl because it makes me tired. And I needed Benadryl because there was an allergic reaction on my knees. I’m allergic to shellfish and my friend threw two shrimp, and each shrimp hit one of my knees. It’s really my fault though because I threw a fried flounder at him first. I threw it at him because he was drinking Red Bull and I f-ing hate Red Bull.