7/05/2006

Gay Mass

My friend Emily went to mass on Sunday evening at church she had never been to. She looked around as she entered the church and saw almost only men. Shortly after mass began, she realized that she had come to mass that was targeted just for gays and lesbians. Being a conservative, traditional girl, she was totally embarrassed. From this story we can assume the following:

* Lesbians are more atheistic than male homosexuals.
* The church hates/loves homesexuals.
* Girls are always wrong.
* Sunday evenings should be reserved for Desperate Housewives and Gray's Anatomy.

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