| Price | Brand Recognition | Certified Degree | Other | |
| Dr. Pepper | A costly but refreshing soda | Unless you're Hellen Keller, you've probably seen and heard of Dr. Pepper | Didn't graduate from high school but forged a doctorate | Mysteriously lacks pepper... |
| Dr. Extreme | Cheaper than slave labor | Obscurely lurks in the grocery store aisles, just like that kid who never gets picked for the kickball team | Actually got a degree from a community college | Thinks his name is cool enough to qualify for the X-Games |
| Winner | Dr. Extreme | Uh... Dr. Pepper | Dr. Extreme | Dr. Extreme |
Since there was no factor of flavor involved in this cage match, the often overlooked and under-appreciated Dr. Extreme comes out as the victor. Take that you false-advertising, pepperless beverage bastard.
1 comment:
I won't spam you, CC. Dr. Pepper, and all Dr. and Mr. affiliates, are actually prune flavored sodas. No pepper, no pibb, just prune.
Cheers to your intestinal health.
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