It looks like I've just hit the 400 hits mark on this blog. Technically, that's not very much, but I'm still happy, so DON'T RAIN ON MY PARADE. Anyway, as a completely futile incentive to encourage people to come to my blog, I have arranged a list of what I will do in the event that this website gains a certain number of hits. All of the following will be documented in the blog with photographs.
500 hits - I will post a picture of a fat man in a bathing suit.
1000 hits - I will eat an entire pineapple in one sitting.
2000 hits - I will paint my face black for a school day.
3000 hits - I will force my friend to eat "El Gigante," a 7-pound burrito.
5000 hits - I will go swimming in the water fountain at the mall.
10000 hits - I will go streaking down Franklin St.
If people have other suggestions for what to do at different hit marks, I will consider them and then reject them. Seriously though, I will streak.
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please don't post anything about Baker eating a giant burrito
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