Creepy and Naked

Yesterday, my roommate asked me if I cared that he might walk around the room naked sometimes before he goes to take a shower. WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND ASKS A QUESTION LIKE THAT? My first instinct was to throw scissors at his face, but i restrained myself and politely said, "Hell no you creepyass."

Now our nudity policy is as follows: NO NAKED CREEPS.