tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-148737292012-02-03T01:01:18.763-05:00This is CC Pearce's blog. Sometimes things are written on it.CC Pearcehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11583995900331114778noreply@blogger.comBlogger1551100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14873729.post-68308152290562439852009-11-12T15:58:00.001-05:002009-11-12T15:58:43.231-05:00

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I drink a Red Bull. Oops.

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I'm back.  I haven't posted in a loooooong time.  But I will.  Starting now.This counts.

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As I write this post, I have already received a check for about $20 and have $45 in my account at moola.com. The best part is - I HAVE NEVER DEPOSITED A DIME into ANYTHING! All I have done to make money is use their "Search and Win" feature every now and then, but there are a bunch of ways to make money.You can play games gambling the money that Moola gives you after watching an

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I never post here because I'm stupid.Check out a new blog that I'm writing with Cece Garcia:The Doppelgängers

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I've never taken a guitar lesson, so I don't know if my teacher was relatively weird or not. I do know that he said things like, "I might suspect you of the sin of sloth."And when I said something about how our eyes are able to interpret color because of rods and cones, he delicately explained how wrong I was and then proceeded to explain ROYGBIV as it pertains to the rainbow.When teaching us how

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I was visiting my friend Paul Berry for the first time in a few months yesterday. I opened the door to see him and his dog yapping at me from a leash that his mom is holding. “Don’t worry, he’s not as dangerous as he looks,” says Paul. The dog is acting a little aggressive, but he is a pet, so I reach out to pet him thinking I’m not afraid of dogs. Next moment, the dog bites the shit out of

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The following quotes are from an overheard conversation I heard when I was listening to a gas station clerk talk politics to a customer."It was either $30 million or $30 billion of debt when he left.""Back when Clinton was in power we had money. We was in the red.""He used scare tactics to get in the House of White."

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MOOLA

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Haven't posted in a really long time, but I saw this quote on Reyshawn Terry's facebook profile and wanted to publicize it more. I'M MULTI-TALENTED: THAT BOY CAN SING, PLAY DRUMS AND YALL ALREADY KNOW THAT BOY CAN HOOP SO I AINT GON TALK ABOUT THAT "YA FEEL ME".LOL.That's all.

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This is worth trying.

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So apparently you can make your own store now.Zlio lets you do it.

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The Onion's greatest article!White House Quietly Retracts Entire State Of The Union Address

CC Pearcehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11583995900331114778noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14873729.post-41278242432193483522007-01-30T15:49:00.001-05:002007-01-30T16:52:04.915-05:00

This is a compilation of articles, videos, and forum discussions that are relevant to recent Google rumors. Some of the rumors are older, and some are fairly new. I will update more rumors shortly.Google Galaxy:Forum discussion of NASA and Google's agreement.Google's PR about the agreement.Google's Second Life:Interesting video sponsored by Google TechTalks discussing Second Life.Old article of

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What the hell is the deal Google TV? I think the entire internet is trying to censor any knowledge about it. In fact, this entire blog may be shut down just for mentioning GOOGLE TV.It all started with this story by Mark Erickson which everyone immediately claimed to be a hoax. It seemed like a good prank, but shortly after, the story continued with a very emphatic claim that the hoax was no

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The Chapel Hill Players (CHiPs) are getting with the times and putting up a new blog. It has video clips of some sketches and games from our shows and we're going to make some digital shorts too (SNL style, but better).Here's the Blog: CHiPs!

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Email cc5alive@gmail.com for an invitation to play at moola.com. So far, you can only play if you get an invite.It appears that moola.com has been adding some very nice features lately. This is the easiest way to make some money online with absolutely nothing to lose (except some free time).A feature that I use daily is the "search and win" feature. Search for anything on the internet and then

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CC Pearcehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11583995900331114778noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14873729.post-39538168070660873062007-01-12T00:44:00.000-05:002007-01-12T00:55:14.573-05:00

The second band on sellaband.com is about to reach the $50,000 mark. Once the group hits that, they will produce a CD sponsored by sellaband.com and distribute a copy to every person who contributed any money to them. After that, all the "believers" make money proportional to how much they contributed to the band.The band that is about to make it is called Cubworld. It's not my favorite - very

CC Pearcehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11583995900331114778noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14873729.post-87543653170532168262007-01-08T02:02:00.000-05:002007-01-08T02:10:29.681-05:00

I have just discovered sellaband.com which is an amazing idea. Aspiring bands put their music up on the website and get people to "believe" in them by contributing $10 "parts." Once the band sells 5,000 parts, it gets a record label and splits it profits with all the people who "believed" in the band. How cool is that?From what I've heard so far, some of the music is incredible. I'm

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A girl gets drunk, hits the camera, throws a keg off her deck, and slurs her racial slurs. Exciting!

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Here's an older video that I just wanted to put back up. It's a few minutes that highlight the epic case race between my friends Pud and Hunter. Favorite quote:I bet I'll stab myself in a more vital organ than you will.Via: Flixya

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Today I'm removing my "Shelden Hater" store off the internet. Since it's inception back during last year's basketball season, I have sold 0 items and made $0.00. Here is the picture that would have been produced on any items if someone had bought one of them.

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I lost Ed Truck, and it feels like somebody took my heart and dropped it into a bucket of boiling tears and at the same time somebody else is hitting my soul in the crotch with a frozen sledgehammer. And then a third guy walks in and starts punching me in the grief bone, and I am crying, and nobody can hear me because I am terribly, terribly...terribly alone.

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When does a pyramid scheme work? Only when you can't lose anything.I think that's the philosophy behind the new site moola.com where you never deposit a single penny, but you can SUPPOSEDLY make over $10 million. It's a simple concept and brilliant business model.When you join, you watch an ad and get a penny for it. Then you play someone else for a penny. If you win you have two pennies and can

CC Pearcehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11583995900331114778noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14873729.post-1160024800280425982006-10-05T01:05:00.000-04:002006-10-11T14:47:24.820-04:00

Do you know why I’m drinking a Red Bull? It’s because I needed something to pep me up when I take Benadryl because it makes me tired. And I needed Benadryl because there was an allergic reaction on my knees. I’m allergic to shellfish and my friend threw two shrimp, and each shrimp hit one of my knees. It’s really my fault though because I threw a fried flounder at him first. I threw it at

CC Pearcehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11583995900331114778noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14873729.post-1159850914709311142006-10-03T00:45:00.000-04:002006-10-11T14:47:24.753-04:00

I noticed a new blog that I think is going to be very popular among niche readers who love humor pertaining to grammar.Grammar Laughs is a new blog that reveals the idiosyncracies of the English language. It focuses on turning mundane details into skits, poems, and other forms of performance art. Very cool.GRAMMAR LAUGHS

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Stephen Colbert... not much of a rapper, but still hilarious.This blonde girl is amazingly dumb!

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This is a short clip of one of my friends trying his hardest not to be drunk. But he is. Real drunk.

CC Pearcehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11583995900331114778noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14873729.post-1159222775474940952006-09-25T18:17:00.000-04:002006-10-11T14:47:24.308-04:00

    So Brad and I are starting a diet. And if there is one thing I have learned about diets, it's that they suck bad. The first three letters are "die." These pictures illustrate what we look like before we get real lean and fit. 

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This was a 30 minute video that I condensed into four and half glorious minutes. It's ridiculous.

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A new blog:Disengenuous Honesty

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This is my Halloween costume from last year. I'm trying to think of something better for this year.

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There is a new website out called moola.com where you basically make money by playing games. You never have to deposit money, you just are given a penny and watch your money multiply as you win. The only catch is that you have to watch a short advertisement before each game (but you can even SKIP that!).There are three games available right now and it looks like the site will be adding many

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Michael Moore takes a bus of homosexuals to the preacher who started godhatesfags.com. I don't think Michael Moore has done something funnier than this.

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I have just joined a new site called Blog Mad that helps you gain site traffic as long as you visit other people's sites. If you have a blog, check out this link and sign up.

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Here's a quick story about my neighbors in this duplex:A girl was painting her room and painted over part of the sockets on the wall. She frantically ran and got a wet paper towel to wipe off the paint. She did so and was electrocuted.That is a true story.

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Moola.comThis brand new site lets you make money from playing simple online games. They give you a penny when you join, or anytime you lose all your money. And you play games to win other people's pennies. As you make money, you can bet more money, and supposedly you can eventually win over $10 Million. Of course, to do that, you'd have to wager about $5 Million, but the fact is that it's

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Here are a bunch of friends from my Second City program this summer.

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I can't express how great this last day was in words. I wish I had a series of appropriate hieroglyphics that expressed my feelings. So I will try to describe hieroglyphics to explain my feelings.The Redwalls - A little boy kicking a soccer ball. A girl holding a lollipop. A pheonix.The Benevento-Russo Duo - Bongo drum. Bass drum. Cymbal. Smiley face.Ben Kweller - A red mop. A Native

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The Go! Team - Super peppy. I felt like they were a 3-D animated cartoon. I have a suspicion that they are very big in Japan.Built to Spill - Yawn.Gnarls Barkley - I was super close to the stage for this one and it was well worth it. The most fun show of the weekend for me. Cee-lo has a ridiculous voice and Danger Mouse was working all kinds of equipment that I could not name. Everyone was

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Here are the bands I saw and what I thought of them:Anathallo - Never heard of them before, but they were very impressive. Jamming out on xylophones, trumpets, and trombones, along with more traditional instruments, they were the biggest surprise of the concert. They had even choreographed some dance moves and threw some balloons in the crowd. The balloons really did it for me.The eels - Just

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If you get a chance, you should really check out the music of this UNC alumnus - Joe Pug at joepugmusic.com.Click here to sample a bunch of his stellar country tunes.Joe is going on his first tour this month. He's dirty dirty.

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Yesterday I had my first experience with film. I was in a short film project best described as a TV pilot (will it end up as one?) called Carpeted Afterhours.I got to the destination in downtown Chicago at 12:45 having been told that the shoot would start at 1:00, but it actually started at 2:00. So I waited.Once the crew of maybe 20 people showed up I put on a collared shirt, got dabbed with

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I am allergic to shellfish, but I had not broken out in years and a few days ago I thought to myself, "Hey, maybe you've outgrown your allergies." So I decided to test it.I rubbed fried shrimp all over my forearm after lunch and waited. Nothing for a while. Then I rubbed more shrimp on it. Then I broke out.So I'm still allergic.

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I had a gathering in my apartment and this was the result.

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I learned something interesting about the beaches in Chicago - and I use the term beach loosely because it's actually just sandy ground touching Lake Michigan. Anyway, the water around the beach occasionally becomes infested/saturated/covered in E. coli.Emily and I discovered this as we began wading into the water. Lifeguards were staring at us from a distance as if to say, "Stop. But we don't

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I was biking along Lake Michigan today when I passed someone jogging who looked an awful lot like Will Ferrell. But it couldn't be...I stared awkwardly at who is probably my favorite funny man of all time. I wasn't sure so I rode my bike up ahead and parked it and stared at him. He looked about 6'2" which I knew was Will Ferrell's height (don't ask). I stared him down... and confirmed that it

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I took this pic last night at one of the greatest shows in all of Chicago, "TJ and Dave." These two performers improvise a series of scenes and characters for an hour, and they are basically as good as it gets.In the show last night, two brothers who were trying to start a lawn-mowing empire went to a movie theater and hung out with Neko, a Greek stoner who sold tickets, and "Fat Linda," who

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My friend Emily went to mass on Sunday evening at church she had never been to. She looked around as she entered the church and saw almost only men. Shortly after mass began, she realized that she had come to mass that was targeted just for gays and lesbians. Being a conservative, traditional girl, she was totally embarrassed. From this story we can assume the following:* Lesbians are more

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Here are some excerpts from a conversation I had with a friend:"Yeah, sasquatch balls.""I threw a medicine ball at my sister today, and that's not even a drunk exaggeration.""I transcended the cunt."

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I went to Taco Bell drunk last night and they wouldn't serve me french fries on my taco, mainly because they don't have french fries at Taco Bell. So I got the restaurant to chant "Chick-Fil-A, Chick-Fil-A!" in an act of rebellion. Eventually a cop came and made me quit chanting because she thought that I was going to start some kind of fast food riot.

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-------------------------==============================-------------------------The day the Department of Transportation painted two sets of double lines on the road there were a lot of crashes. People learned not to use the middle lane.

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It's not what you think. Sometimes the most dangerous addictions are in the most unexpected places. And I have recently fallen victim to MySpace.At first I just wanted to make a profile to show some videos and post some jokes in an area with more traffic than this blog... but that was just the beginning. Soon I started browsing stranger's profiles. Then I started requesting strangers to be my

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Please read this funny (spoof) article:40% of AOL Users Don't Own a ComputerAt first I thought this was real, which would have made it the most embarrassing thing that I had ever heard. Here's a great quote from the story: "I kind of thought it was like subscribing to the yellow pages. We kept getting copies of the phone book, so I thought AOL was doing that. I also wanted the virus protection,

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This is the logo that is on my new merchandise that you can buy here. Otherwise, just enjoy the fact that I made it and it can be bought.The store is hosted by cafepress.com and called the "Shelden Williams Hater Store."I'm not sure if everyone will realize the significance of this... you can literally buy a teddy bear, clock, shirt, bag, pillow, button, journal, or even an APRON with this logo

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OK, so I just opened a new cafepress.com store. You can just click here if you want to check out the merchandise that I've designed so far. If you want to buy something in my "Shelden Hater" store, then various hats, shirts, buttons, etc. are available with the the sentence, "Please, don't drink when you're pregnant" followed by Shelden William's picture.I'm having trouble uploading the graphic

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^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ > ^ ^ ^ ^ ^A strong gust of wind knocked over Running Bull's tent.^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ > > > > > >In a fit of rage, Running Bull decided to knock down the rest of the tents to the east of him.

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~____________Jared knew that he would never recover his toupee once it was flying in the wind.

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* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * ** * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * ** * * * * * * * * *___________snow stormora plinko board

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I am going to try a new style for a little while where I use computer keys and symbols to express humor via story or abstract concept. For example:& & &After ruining three consecutive pretzels, Gary decided to close down his bakery early that day.

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Basically, my bike was stolen today. I'm angry. What else can I say?In more positive news, I saw a show called "Pimprov" last night where a 5 guys pretend to be pimps doing improvisation. It was great - they even took a break in the show and shared champagne with a bunch of people in the audience.But my bike is still missing.

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Emily Brown and I have moved up to Chicago successfully. So far I have done the following:* Gone to a Cubs game against the Detroit Tigers (got stomped)* Rode a bike tour of the city with a bunch of British tourists* Auditioned for a student film that is based on HBO's "Mr. Show"* Saw a Second City Mainstage show* Saw some of the dirtiest/worst improv of my life at i.O.'s improv jamMy classes at

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There is this thing called the Carnival of Comedy. I'm not going to explain it to you. But check it out in my sidebar.By the way, I don't get any revenue or anything if you click the link to Carnival of Comedy, but I do if you click the ads at the very bottom of the page! So I encourage that.Whatever.

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"I have yet to puke from throwing up." - Emily Brown

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Here is an improv game we played in a show called "Shoulda Said." It's called by David Greenslade and the players are Dave Siegel, Kyle Chorpening, and me.

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I realize I've been posting a lot of movies lately, but this trend is likely to continue as it is remarkably entertaining. This video is a music video of a friend doing ridiculous things while drinking heavily to a gay techno song.

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I just edited this video from last fall when we chugged eggnog and milk to promote a chips event. One place that eggnog should never be is in a beer bong...

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Who can drink 24 beers first? It won't be the guy who drank 9 beers, smoked up, and ate a large pizza right before the race.

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I went to the circus because I wanted to see clown. Or a lion. Or an accident.

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I'll be adding videos when I really enjoy them.

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Now Google Video is hosting the video clip.

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I finally edited a clip from the episode of Last Comic Standing where I look like an idiot. I have set up a link to ZippyVideos.com, but I will try to find a way to present this clip in my blog.CC Screws Up His AuditionAlso, I know I put an extra space between the quotation mark and the "L" in Last. I'll fix that too.

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In a couple weeks I'm moving to Chicago for the summer. There I will be taking classes in comedy improvisation and will have an abundance of free time. To fill this free time I have made a list of SUMMER CHALLENGES that I will complete before August 15th.These are the tentative goals:1. Ask out Oprah on a date (without being snipered).2. Get on stage with any band during Lollapalooza.3. Streak

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If you happened to watch Last Comic Standing on May 30, you would have seen a lot of funny people on the show. You also would have seen me.Though I have not yet seen the episode, I have been told my numerous people that I was on the show briefly. It was long enough to tell a joke and then be told that the talent scout would rather eat his own organs that listen to me tell jokes. Ouch.As soon

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My crotch region hates me right now. Everything down there hurts from having the bike seat bounce underneath me for hours at a time. I think I would be in more comfort if someone had just swung a medieval mace into my butt. I think I'm getting more calloused though as we go on, so by the end of the trip someone probably will be able to hit me in the butt with a mace and I won't flinch.Also, I

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Yesterday I met everyone in my biking group that is going to ride from Vienna, Austria to Piran, Slovenia. There is a friendly guy from San Francisco who reminds me of the boss from Office Space if he did a lot of drugs. Also there is computer-oriented guy who checks his watch every minute or so and says things that he thinks are hilarious such as, "That depends on if the UK is considered part

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When we first got into Vienna I thought the place seemed very hostile because everywhere I looked, signs said "Die" on them. After asking a native, she said that it meant "the" and I could stop worrying. Needless to say, I blushed.So far my German vocabulary includes the following words: die, nazi, wiener shnitzel, and joop, although I don't actually know what the last one means. And instead

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So on my flight to Frankfurt, Germany I fell asleep pretty quickly. And what did I wake up to? Some guy screaming "Help!" as someone literally passed out in the aisle beside me. The guy was okay. The last thing I remember before falling back asleep was some lady giving her prescription sleep medication to her neighbor (a stranger) who asked if she could try it.As we arrived in Germany, I

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Here's the lowdown: last week I went scuba diving in Key Largo and today I'm leaving to go biking for two weeks from Vienna to Venice. Awesome.There's more to come soon, but here's the gist of the scuba trip: Everyone was an idiot and kicked me in the face a million times with their fins while we were diving. And it was really beautiful and fun. And I had an allergic reaction to my dinner and

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As a new section of this blog, I will periodically post the ridiculous things that sports announcers say. Announcers mainly have to fill up air time with their voice, so a great deal of their comments are pure garbage... like this gem:The rain in San Francisco is wet. You can get soaked just walking to your car.

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My family recently got a puggle (a cross between a pug and a beagle) at my home, and he turned out to be a very dense animal. For example, earlier today he ran full speed into a wall while chasing a ping pong ball. Perhaps even more concerning is the fact that the 8 pound monster ate a pair of my sister's panties. He choked a little and ultimately swallowed the whole thing. So now he might

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I'm lactose intolerant and I don't like to get my picture taken. Once we were taking a family picture and everyone said, "Cheeeeese." I vomited all over the deck.

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I'm not sure who is dumber - me or whoever of my friends left the back window down. If you can't tell where this story is going... I went and got a car wash with the window down yesterday. I should have noticed when the machine sprays that soap at first, but I didn't. It wasn't until the high-pressure hoses started spraying inside my car and I felt the back of my head getting blasted - yes,

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This is a quote from one of my business classes:Sales increased by over 1000%. That's like a really big percent, especially relative to other sales that are smaller.Isn't Kenan-Flagler impressive?

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CHiPs Incubators had a show tonight at the DSI Comedy Theater in Carrboro, and let me just say... WOW. They absolutely rocked. This is the team that feeds in to CHiPs proper, and is currently coached by Kyle Chorpening and me (I'm the assistant coach). Every game was played to a hilarious extent. This group is utterly stellar in every sense.Josh, Madeline, Ben, Reid, William, Jaki, Jen, Shane

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Bad Ass Coffee Co.The link above goes to an article about a coffee shop that has just opened up called "Bad Ass Coffee Co." What can I even say?(Thanks to fark.com for the link!)

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I just wanted to make sure everyone got a chance to see J.J. Redick in his true form, as a flaming homosexual. And I don't mean homosexual in the literal sense, but in the mean, derogatory sense, like the way a circle of drunk fraternity brothers would describe a guy with a greasy mohawk holding an anti-Bush sign.

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YOU are cordially invited to the GREATEST COMEDY EVENT ON THIS EARTH! You can PERFORM or just come and enjoy the show!CHiPs, Nourish International, and the General Alumni Association present . . .THE GONG SHOW!!!WHAT? Campus celebrities and student comedians will be given five minutes to make the audience laugh as hard as possible. If a punch line flops or an act misfires, the audience begin

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Tonight is Lewis Black's show.Wednesday is The Gong Show.Awesome.

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